(Say it out loud, try for a broad Australian accent, sit with your legs apart, lean into your phone, yell)
Yeah mate, waitin’ fer the train.
Once I’m on it, I’m only forty fu-en minutes away.
You fu-en wouldn’t believe.
Can’t get none.
Dad’s crop all died in this heat.
Fu-en huge, fu-en oath.
See ya when I’m lookin’ at ya.