I Listen To One Side Of A Conversation

(Say it out loud, try for a broad Australian accent, sit with your legs apart, lean into your phone, yell)

Yeah mate, waitin’ fer the train.

Once I’m on it, I’m only forty fu-en minutes away.

You fu-en wouldn’t believe.

Can’t get none.

Dad’s crop all died in this heat.

Fu-en huge, fu-en oath.

See ya when I’m lookin’ at ya.

Hangin’ mate.

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